Friday, 17 December 2010

The Big Vote!


 I don't like having two names associated with this blog.  Do you think I should:
  • Change the URL to "The-Dirt-Box"
  • Change the banner to "notanothermiddleagedboarder"
  • Change them both to something shorter/less rude e.g, "The Board Room" or similar?
Eagle eyed regular readers will have spotted the poll that's been running down the right hand edge of the screen and so far the voting is pretty close.  Have your say and I'll implement the results when the poll closes in the new year.

In other blog related news, one to keep an eye on is http://www.freeridesessions.blogspot.com/.  From the creator himself, Marvin writes, "The idea is to pick a place post pictures maps video's onto the blog for everyone to enjoy and to inspire them to make the journey and then we will see you there on the date announced!

Have a say into where the next meet should be on the Surfing Dirt forum here.

Meanwhile, we're sat here in work watching the skies, watching the weather reports, wondering if a bit more snow is on it's way.  If you're wondering how the recent Macclesfield freeride meet-up went, there's the promise of a write-up on the rem-extra blog here.

Thursday, 16 December 2010

If you've no place to go....

...let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (and go snowboarding!)


Sorry for the lack of updates recently, but I really have been out having too much fun.  Turns out that buying snowboard kit in August was a very good move indeed and that being snowed in has plenty of advantages.

However, all play and no work makes for a very rubbish blog, so please make do in the meantime with a few words and lots of pictures, plus a bonus video from Rob who sacrificed his camera in the process.  I think he thinks it was worth it..... 

Monday, 22 November 2010

Cannock Chase in brief.......14th November 2010

Three times I've been to Cannock Chase now.  Any more and I'll feel qualified to produce a 'Mountainboarders Guide to the Chase', or at very least a small pamphlet.....

That aside, here's that days write-up.  If I get opportunity, I'll produce some maps as well, but only if I get a good opportunity or if someone asks for them in the meantime.

Longboard-Sessions Safety Guide

http://longboard-sessions.co.uk/p/safety

A nice longboard safety guide from the people from longboard-sessions.co.uk website has recently surfaced, with good information and common sense that also crosses over into other board sports.  All round, a good guide into surviving another day in environments where hard things come into contact with soft things and bad things happen....

All good advice here, reminding us that situational awareness for you and those around you is never a bad thing, and a system where everyone knows the rules before setting off makes total sense.

"Don't use 'go' - sounds like 'no'"

...personally, I quite like a good old 'left' or 'right' so at least people know which side I'll be hitting them from :-)

For everyone else who doesn't know longboard-sessions.co.uk, it's worth registering just to see if there are any other groups in the region as well as getting occasional heads-up reminders about any sessions taking place in the near vicinity.  I'm sure the code could be simply applied to other social sports such as mountain boarding with a little bit of of time, unfortunately, the one thing I don't have loads of :-(

Monday, 15 November 2010

The Monday Papers....

(....because Sundays are for riding)


ATBA International Series Dates (and new pricing structure)


http://www.atbauk.org/internationalseries.html
...contains information about each of this years four competitions, namely Hales Superbole, The Edge, Out To Grass and Ironsides Court Farm.

Interestingly, there's been a big old shake-up to the entry fees with the price per competition per discipline being £10/£20 for members/non members accordingly and if you haven't competed before, then your first comp is free.

Lets hope for better weather next year and a good turn out.

A rumour doing the rounds is the possibility of a downhill comp sometime early next year at a presently undisclosed location.  Watch this space, and of course the ATBA space for details.


The Return to the Chase - Maps and Videos coming soon

It was early morning and it was cold, and the effects of maybe a couple too many beers the night before were taking effect, but Mark, Clayton, Phill and myself managed to arrive at the right location at the right time for a further expedition into the wonders that Cannock Chase had to hold.

No harm to state once again how much there is to do here with tracks to be found round every corner, and yet on this, my third visit to the chase, how much there is left to discover.

We bumped into an interesting chap with several piercing and 4 large dogs with weird eyes who told us about 'Telegraph Hill', the highest point of the Chase.  Perhaps worth a look at for next time....

Anyway, big cheers to those that turned up; was a cracking session!  Phill took some footage on his Flip video so hopefully that'll turn up soon.  I'm also using a combination of google maps and bing maps to work out where we've covered this time round so a separate combined post will hopefully emerge soon.

New Russian Video: Breath In


Vdoh from Daria Sherlaimova on Vimeo.

...is worth a viewing.  With this and Inshredible doing the rounds right now, there's some great boarding action for your viewing pleasure for those night off.

Thursday, 11 November 2010

Using an ultrasonic cleaner to clean bearings?


Londonskaters.com seem to thing it's a good idea...

http://www.londonskaters.com/review-ultrasonic-cleaner-cleaning-skate-bearings.htm

but if you have to do it the old fashioned way, then they also have a guide...

http://www.londonskaters.com/article-speed-skate-bearing-cleaning.htm

But then maplin are doing some cleaners for £25, might be worth a punt?
http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=223108

hmmm.....

Inshredible!! by Tom Sharp

Part 1:

INSHREDIBLE: Part 1 from Tom Sharp on Vimeo.


Part 2:

INSHREDIBLE: Part 2 from Tom Sharp on Vimeo.


That's Friday night sorted. Even better if anyone can suggest any free mp4 to DVD conversion programmes??

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Return to the Chase - The Return - Sunday 14th November

For the benefit of any readers that read this, but don't visit the Surfing Dirt forums, I'm trying to arrange a visit to the beautiful part of the world that is Cannock, just North of Birmingham this Sunday morning.  More specifically we're looking at a carpark linked to here.

So far there is an interest from a handful of people, a few maybes and not so many flat no's.  But if you can come along (and why not? it's probably an hours journey max from anywhere...!) then you're more than welcome.

To give you a bit of an idea of what to expect, there's a couple of write-ups here and here, and the previous forum discussions here and here.

The forum discussion is currently going on here.  Don't like the way this plan is going? Then have your say!

In other business, not much has been posted because not much has been going on.  Work is busy, which gets in the way, but beats being redundant.  Hence the excitement regarding getting out this weekend.  Been snowboarding quite a bit recently but putting it all into words is taking a bit of an effort.

Meanwhile, do you like reading the blog but hate typing in the notanothermiddlzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ?? There's a poll going on to the right of this post.  Have a click, change what is happening.

Till next time, ride more, then tell us all about it.  Or even better, invite us along - it might be fun!

Monday, 8 November 2010

Lush 2006 Barcelona DVD online

...well, parts 1 and 2 anyway. Part 3 coming soon apparently.   Ahh, the joys of night riding!
Reminds me, must brush the cobwebs off the kilima and get riding at some point.



Friday, 22 October 2010

Longboarding Video - The Magic Rolling Board

Spotted on the Lush Longboards Blog....


...The insanely entertaining 'Magic Rolling Board' has been transferred from 16mm film to youtube.
Thrills, spills, dogs and babes,  the next 13 minutes will blow your mind!

Now, if someone could transfer 'us and friends' to the interwebs, that would be truly magic...

Monday, 18 October 2010

New 2010 Master of the Hill Video Trailer

Video trailer available here:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=167344596611379

With full version coming soon they reckon
Hopefully you don't need to be logged into Facebook to see the video.  I'll post a link to the vimeo/youtube versions if/when they emerge.

Find out more about Master of the Hill at: http://www.masterofthehill.com/  and see previous videos here and  here.

Sunday, 17 October 2010

Plymouth University ATB in the Midlands


http://www.puatb.pixeldistort.co.uk/

I'm a big supporter to going out and riding with other people at other people's spots.  It's good for riding new terrain, broadening your horizons and meeting new people (obviously!).
It's also great when new people come and session your local spot.  It's very easy to get stuck into riding similar lines over and over and sometimes looking at what you already have with fresh eyes can really add new life to a location.

So it was this weekend when I heard that Mark, Morgan and Simon from PUATB were in the area and could I suggest some local spots.  Hmmm, always tricky when you don't know peoples skill level, expectations or riding styles  - "one mans awesome is another mans lame" and all that.


Allestree Park was suggested.  It is local, easy to get to; has a couple of ramps and drop off's for those who like a bit of air; it has the golf fairways for beginners or those that like big carving sessions with a few bunkers thrown in; and for everyone else, it has the woods.
Now, I like the woods.  It has a distinct lack of golfers, and has lots of lines for you to shake a stick at.  Fortunately, the Plymouth lads liked the woods too and watching the three of them riding three different lines down was a joy to behold.  I was less impressed with the three bikers straight-lining it from top to bottom, brakes screeching all the way.  Gah!  Though what they made of us speed-checking and interlacing through the trees without brakes, I don't know.

It's a shame I couldn't stay out longer than an hour or so.  Not only was the mother-in-law over (yes a good excuse to stay out, but it looks suspicious if she turns up and I immediately go out boarding), but I'd only padded up lightly assuming incorrectly that the lads would do what the majority of the locals do and stick to the golf course.  Daft really as I can't resist a bit of freeride and bashed my knee in the process.  Idiot!!
Hey ho, nice little session, great to meet the lads, and I understand their plan of action was to carry on up into the peak district for a bit of riding / camping / riding. Hope this all worked out well!

We had a bit of filming in the woods that may or may not turn up in the future.  In the meantime, if you want to check out some of PUATB's recent exploits, then I suggest you check out their website:
http://www.puatb.pixeldistort.co.uk/
which has plenty of videos to be getting on with.

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance

Had my eye on  tonight's route for a while now.  Running in at approximately 1250 metres in length, it's a gravelly single track used for service vehicles to gain access to one of the very posh golf courses north of Derby.


Fortunately, there's a public foot path right that cuts 90 degrees to this track, allowing good access under the cover of darkness to the mid section. Then, with a bit of luck the gate will be left open.  This allows you to take the track up approximately 400 metres till the gradient really rolls off and there's no real gain in going further up.

Riding down, there's a couple of spots where it flattens off a bit but with the 10" Primos on I was able to roll through with a bit of tick-tacking and I reckon with a bit more confidence on the top section, should be able to take the midsection with a bit of speed.

Further down there's a large right-left s-bend; over a speed bump (drainage perhaps?) before the track feels strangely sandy under wheel (?!?), dropping down back towards the golf club car park.  Just as momentum runs out there's another public footpath on the right should the green keepers (who live in the buildings situated half way up the track) be hot on your heels...

Certainly worth a return visit, especially as I can be there in 15 minutes drive, (plus 15 minutes walk), and although not the steepest track, is of decent length.  If I can't be in the Alps, I can ride this in the dark and pretend that I am, even if a stair-lift is out of the question : (

Huge Edit: I wrote the title (the 7 Ps) as I had intended to list 'what went well' and areas that required 'room for improvement', but then promptly forgot, meaning that I've got a night write-up with a completely different title.

So to rectify, What Went Well?

Firstly, the previous recce meant that I had previously walked the track and had removed a couple of the larger rocks.  I also knew the approximate location of a handful of potholes to avoid.

Walking up the route at the start meant that I knew that all the gates were open and that there was very little activity to get in the way.  On some nights the local dogs are known to roam the course.  No signs of this tonight.

Having two torches to hand turned out to be a very good idea when the head torch decided to turn itself off unexpectedly half way down.  New batteries should hopefully sort things out.

Room for Improvement?

Having not ridden the noSno for approximatley a month, I really should have given it a good going over before leaving the house rather than at the top of the hill.  Trying to adjust truck tension, tire pressures and generally tighten the whole thing up with gloves on and by torchlight is not the best idea.  It's only going to get colder as winter draws in and the less hanging around, the better.

I'd love to download the gps trace off the blackberry to google earth to get some nice route overlays.  I would if I could find the right cable.  Why so many usb cables that look similar, but just won't quite fit?  It annoys me as the cable is probably in a 'safe place' : (

The hardest thing about using a mountain board brake is learning not to use it.  Yep, a little less caution next time round will go a long way.

An afterthought is that perhaps a local headcam rental service would be a good idea.  I'm not fussed right now to spend ~£300 on a rugged helmet cam, but the opportunity to have occasional use of one to record tracks like this would be handy...

Monday, 11 October 2010

The Weekly Catchup*

* disclaimer - may not be weekly.....

2011 ATBA-UK Series Dates Announced!!

Round 1 - 21st and 22nd May.
Hales Superbole, Harthill nr Tattenhall, Cheshire, CH3 9LQ .

Round 21 - 8th and 19th June.
The Edge Mountainboard Centre, Much Wenlock, Shropshire, TF13 6PP

Round 3 - 16th and 17th July.
Out To Grass Mountainboard Centre, Malvern, Herefordshire, WR13 5JW.

Round 4 - 20th and 21st August.
IRONSIDES Court Farm Mountainboard Centre, Tillington Herefordshire HR4 8LG

No official word yet on the 2011 downhill course, but a first look has been reported at Remolition here.

New Gear!

Turned 26 for the 7th time last week.  Got a lovely new Protec helmet from the wife (moss green, yum, yum), (little bit tight but hoping it's going to ease in a bit), and some new Hillbilly gloves from Mum and Dad.  One of the issues with the old pair was that towards the end of their life, the palm splint would occasionally fall out.  Hillybilly have addressed this issue with a large rivet that appears to attach splint to glove.

More New Gear!

Like the Hillbillies but don't like the colour?
http://www.mbs.com/productcart/pc/vi...?idProduct=384
http://www.mbs.com/productcart/pc/vi...?idProduct=383
You can purchase them in all black via the MBS website.

New Routes!

I've not shown labels on this map due to wishing to keep it on the hush hush as practically the entire route is private land.  Scouted it out on foot last week, will ride it this week and report back.  Biggest worries are a couple of flat sections mid route, but if the momentum can be kept up, I've got a 1300m single track route literally 15 minutes from my front door.

Weekly Quiz!

To work on most building sites in the UK these days, you need to produce a CSCS card which is gained from passing a test every 5 years or so.  Fortunately, the test is multiple choice and the level of difficulty is similar to those viewers quizzes found at the end of most TV programmes these days.
I'll give you a sample question from the revision book provided....

3.2    Look at these statements about illegal drugs in the workplace.  Which one is true?

A: Users of illegal drugs are a danger to everyone on site.
B: People who take illeal drugs work better and faster.
C: People who take illegal drugs take fewer days off work.
D: Taking illegal drugs is a personal choice so other people shouldn't worry about it.

The test doesn't get much harder than this.

Be safe folks.  More next week! (no guarantee of this)

Friday, 8 October 2010

Wendover Woods, in pictures



All those photos from the Wendover Woods freeride session talked about previously here, have now been uploaded and are on display in the latest Remolition exhibition entitled "Mountainboard Noodles: Super Tasty Organic Autumn Spice flavour".

Hopefully my original article makes a bit more sense and I can have to thoroughly thank Dan, Roger, Daz and John once again for a most awesome nights riding.  More soon hopefully!

Friday, 24 September 2010

KentATB.com - Well worth a visit!

Long overdue is a quick mention and couple of links to the most excellent site and activities of kentatb.com - "Kent's premier website dedicated to the dirty art of mountainboarding"


Lots of content including videos, maps and a pub guide - what more could a mountainboarder in the South East want?

Take a visit over there and keep up the great work KentATB'ers!



Aww, cheers fellas!

Monday, 13 September 2010

Wendover Night Time Sessions


I've tried to be an early bird, I really have.  Set the alarm for 6am, and feel the benefit of riding without the hassle of walkers, cars and general hubbub as well as gaining the smug feeling of 'not missing the best part of the day'.  But I just can't do it, never have.  I'm just far more partial to stay up late, keeping going, getting the job done...

And with lateness brings darkness, and at around 8pm at this time of year you'd have to start thinking about the last runs of the day especially if in the woods, over-covered with trees.

But evidently this doesn't have to be the case and for a while now, talk of night-riding and even some of the perks of doing things this way have started drifting around the forums.  Videos and photo sessions emerged and have been nicely collated by Goofy Mark (who has been doing this sort of thing for a while now) in the recent Remolition article entitled Night Rider.

He makes some great pointers for the people wishing to give it a go and furthermore alludes to a relationship between adrenalin rush, speed, and reaction times; that is to say that a slower speed combined with the need for faster reaction times can be just as exhilarating.  This makes sense, as I certainly don't go as quick in the woods as on the golf course, but my heart will certainly be beating harder in the woods.  However, what if you were to go just as fast in the night time?.......

I had to give this a go, but where?

How did we survive without technology? Roger S on Facebook wrote:

"Night riding at Wendover Woods, Friday 6pm. 

You want it, you need it, you love it!"


Hell, yeah!  Plus, with a works conference finishing at 4pm at a location only an hours drive away, there was no excuse not to.

Having known Wendover from a previous life spent on two wheels, I knew there was gold in them hills, and recalled from various Remolition field reports that there was going to be fun to be had.  Read about them for yourself here or here

Of course, Friday night rush hour meant that a 1 hour journey turned into a 2 hour journey even on the back roads avoiding Oxford and Aylesbury so arrived dead on 6pm on at the designated meet-up spot to find Rog and Remolitions own Dan aka *WiL* padding up and ready to roll.  It looked as though Daz and John of the Dirt Monkeys were going to be turning up but not for 30 minutes or so, so plenty of time to get warmed up and a couple of runs in.


Rippers Gash.  20 minutes walk up, 1 minute ride down, or in my case, 2 minutes down as I furiously speed-check the steeper top section.  Fantastic way to start the evening, and always great to ride these longer routes where you can actually think about what is going on, opposed to a lot of the usual 20 second over before you know it stuff that I usually have to play with.  In summary a nice gravelly single-track of approximately 730 metres in length with leafy banks to play with.  And play with it we do.  More of this later....


We couldn't return back to the car without a couple of runs on a unknown trail to the right that chews you up and spits you out back onto the main path.  As we approached the trail from the top end, I had only Dan's instructions to go on (that I instantly forgot) only remembering that there was a sharp right hander at the bottom.  As I didn't know where the bottom was, I had kept going straight into a patch of nettles.  That'll teach me to ride with exposed arms and legs, though like most times that this happens, I don't really feel it at the time, only when tucked up in bed, trying to sleep.  Anyway, we try again, and once again I take the top section far too slowly and get caught up in some tree roots.  Avoided the nettles though this time round so all good.


No time to mess around as its back to the car for cups of tea, beans, and lemonade.  Daz and John turn up, introductions are made and an astonishing amount of photography equipment emerges from the boot.  The light starts to fade and so the various torches are mounted and the subject of car-park jazz is discussed - not in the way I traditionally understood jazz to be but instruments and improvisation certainly were a feature.

Back up the hill we go, half way up Rippers Gash, branching right along a similar trail just as night falls.  After a couple of hundred metres or so in a patch of darkness almost identical to all the other patches of darkness that we have passed, Roger stops to tell us we are here, at The Gulley Run.

Was it a natural feature? Was it built by early Roman snowboarders?  I couldn't be absolutely sure, but imagine a 20 metre curved path that drops in to an approximately 4 metre wide/1-2 metre high halfpipe that descends down into the darkness, far beyond that of the light thrown by my small head torch.  Daz and John set-up at the drop-in whilst for for about an hour we rode as best we could, Dan and Rog riding in close succession.

Three things quickly became clear:

1) Night riding is very definitely do-able.  With a reasonable sense of where the trail should be going, a torch of some sort is enough to provide enough information to ride.  Granted, a small LED torch may not be enough to pick out that stray rock or log until too late, but hey, I'd have probably hit it during the daytime too.

2) Arrrrrggggghhhhhh - Purple Spot!  Flash photography whilst night riding is a shock that can only be anticipated to a certain degree.  Scary to lose all vision for a second or so, but fun.  But definitely scary.  The photos are more than worth it though.

3) The biggest problem with The Gulley? Getting enough speed into The Gulley was tough without an element of tick-tacking on the in-track and this was with a pretty dry couple of days. However, this is an ace trail that like Rippers Gash I'd be keen to hit again, day or night.

How fast were we going? I don't know.  How close was I to stacking each time? Absolutely no idea.

We sit down for a bit and Dan keeps us all sustained with handfuls of Maltesers. Yum yum yum! John pulls out a large handful of glow sticks and we all get very excited sticking them to the side of the boards, on the trucks, in the hubs until all three decks are all fully pimped.  We are awesome!

Bit more riding before deciding to call it quits here and return to the Gash....  Daz and John once again set up adjacent to a pair of leafy banks whilst once again we trudge up the hill.  Once again, a feeling of speed but with far less visual indicators to confirm this to my brain.  Feeling a small gully cross the path about half way down that in the daylight I was so keen to avoid.  Picking out small dots of light in the distance that indicated where the (probably expensive) flash units were situated. Passing through the bright flashes that inhibited vision for that brief moment before making that ever complex decision of how long to continue enjoying the ride versus how long it would take to walk back up.

You're probably wondering why I'm having to describe all of the night time activities.  No worries, with any luck a Dirt Monkey gallery of events will be on-line soon and you won't have to imagine any more.

In the end, I think I lasted until around 10:30 pm before calling quits, my 4 hours sleep the night before catching up with me.  I had however forgotten just how far up we were and hit it at full pelt thinking to myself 'must be almost there.....another corner? Ace!' resulting in a huge grin on my face for the relatively short walk back to the car.

As I understand it, the rest of the gang stayed until gone midnight sessioning the same location, determined to get the right shot.  I've been told that it shows in the fantastic photographs produced.  Keep an eye out on a Remolition article coming soon - you should think Neon Noodles but in the woods.

In conclusion, Friday night easily became one of my most memorable session of the year combining a beautiful location, excellent mountainboard trails, fantastic company and night riding - an experience that I found 100% positive though one that was almost dreamy and surreal, almost as if it was real, but not quite.

I urge you to give it a go, I suspect that you might like it.

All runs can be located via Rogers' most excellent Mountainboard Ride Guide

Photos courtesy of Dan aka WiL @ Decreate

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Jon Diurba's most Excellent Jumping Tutorial

Jumping, ollies and nollies - just three of a few things that don't get mentioned much on this blog, mainly due to me preferring to stick to good old terra firma.  But they are useful skills to have in the arsenal, particularly if 'baby unicorns are running amuck' (JD's words, not mine).
Probably the best mountainboard tutorial video I've seen in a while so please forgive the lack of downhill this time round.



And if you like that, be sure to check out more videos from Mr Diurba here.

Tuesday, 31 August 2010

Fustrating Couple of Weeks

The above photograph pretty much sums up my attempts at recent trails hunting - nice track approximatley 5 foot wide, reasonable gradient, no ramblers or dog walkers, good length, but unrideable in full due to the frequent use of a locked gate or style.

Seems to be the way for footpaths, but not so bad for bridleways (got to get the horse through!) or single track routes which more than often seem to deliver the goods a bit more. I suppose that discouraging anything that might be considered fun is a particularly good way to keep people off your land.

Big disappointment this weekend that I was unable to attend the ATBA-UK Round 4 Final due to a stinking cold; the initial reports seem to suggest that it was a good'un with great weather for the BX at the very least.  As usual, I'll put up a separate post to link to the various articles and videos that should crop up over the next couple of weeks.

Friday, 27 August 2010

noSno Owners Club


The noSno Owners Club is going from strength to strength.  Only a fortnight ago it had zero members, now at time of writing, it has 12 - an increase of infinity percent!!

In contrast, considering that this blog has been going for approximately 2 years now and only has 9 followers (according to blogger) is a little disappointing, but hey, ho, content has been a bit light recently.

So, are you on facebook?  Do you ride a noSno?  Then join up soldier!

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Sexy Ratchets!

"When browsing please sit back to avoid drool from spilling into your computer..." - Trampa Website Welcome Message




Out boarding up Cromford Hills last weekend (separate post in the works) and managed to finally break one of the ratchets on my heel strap.  Purchased from Trampa in December 2006, they've not done badly at all, especially considering that I've got through a couple of sets of MBS ratchets for the F3 bindings in the meantime.  When I say break, all that's actually happened is that the return spring has broke so that the ratchet arm won't return automatically, not like the MBS ones where the plastic section wore sufficiently so that the ratchet wouldn't disengage without a bit of a battle.

Anyway, it doesn't break the bank to purchase new ones, especially as Trampa sell them in all kinds of sexy colours to tempt you.  Even though I'm normally a 'performance over looks' kind of fella, if they do the job and do the business, then great!  Two for £10, £6 each - bargain!  Take a look at the range here.

Trampa sell their products with additional P&P based on weight (very sensibly) and came to not unreasonable £2.50 (or there or thereabouts...).  Decided to add to the mix a spare set of ladder straps and to save a ride just in case (and especially as I've been caught out recently), a couple of 8" and 9" inner tubes.  P&P still came to £2.50 or thereabouts so all good stuff.

Turned up safe and sound in a couple of days so all good for this weekends fix of ride with your cock out, rock and roll mountainboarding! Have fun out there!

Friday, 13 August 2010

New Toys and Stuff

Every year that we get a reasonable amount of snow fall, I scour the pages of ebay for cheap snowboards,... along with every other dude with a similar idea.  Used boards of all makes and models turn up and inevitably go for silly prices as everyone bids in hope.  Problem is separating the wheat from the chaff and the genuine bargain 'used once and didn't like it' from the 'two years old (but used on the dry slope twice a week since'.

Speaking to a couple of people in the know (though who really knows...) seemed to suggest that the new season stuff comes in around September time so hey, see what you can get your hands on around August sort of time.  And besides, how much of an advancement does a board make from one season to the next anyway?

So, board, boots and bindings were sought, and as of today, I'm a third of the way there...




Brand new, 2006 Ride Control 162 should do me alright bought for not many pounds of ebay. I think I got lucky as there are plenty of people bidding on items, even at this time of they year - they must also have the same idea.  As mentioned previously on other postings, I never get to Tamworth Snowdome more than once a month, even less so at the moment with the 7 month-old on the loose and the chance of real snow this year is minimal so I don't need anything too advanced.

Boots and bindings still to be sorted, though I was quite disappointed to be told that snowboarding in hiking boots and my noSno Rage bindings wasn't a great idea. Following advice to get down the shops and try on some boots it seems as though Salomon Dialogue boots will support my high arches and would you believe it, it's the only pair not to be on sale right now :-(    But the fella from Salomon Customer support reckons the F20 boot is the same shape inside and they seem to be £40 cheaper.  But that's still loads so its back to ebay, gotta get those bargains!

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

Behold the Short Trousers of Dooom!!!


Eagle-eyed readers may think that these 'Short Trousers of Dooom!!!' are just a pair of shorts with a bit of leather stitched to the left arse cheek, secured with a bit of super glue here and there.

And they'd be right except that the headline 'old pair of shorts gets a new lease of life' doesn't sound quite so exciting.

And, how many power slides do you think it'll take to rip the leather clean off revealing a large hole and exposing my delicate bum flesh and/or rapidly deteriorating Hillbilly impact shorts?  Not many I guess, mainly because I know the quality of the leather stitching isn't that great, and because my power slides, though effective, are technically harsh on the buttocks, resulting in the hole in the first place.

Perhaps a new pair of shorts is in order - they usually last me a season.

Thinking out loud, a friend of my dad's an expert in leather printing, leading me to wonder just how many boarding folks would want their respective logos printed in leather?  Could be a nice novelty but quite hard wearing which always helps in this game.  All I know is that he's called Peter and he works with leather, and the internet being what it is, I'm reluctant to type 'leather' into Google...

Monday, 9 August 2010

Haredown Headcam



Not from Round 3, but entertaining non the less, in fact, view all their videos - all good stuff!


In other news, no posts recently not due to writers block, simply that I've lost the download cable for my phone and can't get the photos off it!  Brand new content soon, hopefully!

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

ATBA Round 3 Results

ATBA Round 3 results are now available predictably from the Results page on the ATBA website here.  But then you already knew this as you've signed up for the ATBA newsletter, haven't you?  Congratulations to all competitors.

No videos or pictures found yet, I'll link to them below as and when they become available.

Video up via the Project Doc fellas - can be viewed here.

Next up, Round 4 on the 28th/29th August at Hales Superbole.  Hopefully see you there!

Friday, 30 July 2010

Pump Comparison: BikeHut Suspension Shock Pump vs Topeak Joe Blow Sport

It's comparison time!


This week it's the compact and rugged BikeHut Suspension Shock Pump vs the large and dependable Topeak Joe Blow Sport.  Note: all comments made in regard to mountain board tyres (~8" - 10").  The suitability of these pumps for other applications may vary.

I did a review approximately 8 months ago on the BikeHut Suspension Shock Pump here, that got quite a few hits, but probably from mountain bikers who want to pump up their shock pumps to ridiculously high pressures. Since then, I decided to replace it with the considerably larger Topeak Joe Blow Sport. My reasoning behind this was that the BikeHut, whilst small, was never quite small enough and as a consequence ended up left in the boot of the car more times than not.  I usually knew the type of terrain I will be riding and set an appropriate psi accordingly. In addition, if I am unlucky enough to get a puncture, I don't usually carry a repair kit and associated tools with me anyway so a travel pump in these circumstances would be useless.

My requirements for a new pump was then based on the following requirements: a) be reasonably cheap, b) have a pressure gauge, c) be reasonably rugged, and d) have a decent nozzle (whatever the bit is called that attaches to the valve; nozzle will do for now).

The BikeHut pump has a great nozzle.  Being of a screw type, it fixes nice and securely onto the valve and with its flexible hose, is great at getting at those sometimes hard to get valves (Rockstar Pros with valves facing inwards for example).  I couldn't find a larger pump with this kind of nozzle, the preferred one being a lock on/off type arrangement that is fatter around the valve.  Fortunately, so far this has not been an issue, though I may at a later date switch the valves across...

Size, not at present being an issue for reasons given above, meant that I could go for a far larger pump.  This has the great benefit that I'm not sat by the side of the road pumping furiously for a couple of minutes with the BikeHut to get up to pressure.  With the Topeak, it only takes half a dozen pumps to get up to my maximum 40psi from completely flat.  From my previous BikeHut review I stated that it was probably the furious pumping that lead to its final demise; the Topeak I'm hoping should last a while due to it's relative under-use.

The BikeHut Shock Pump should be praised for its ruggedness.  To reinstate, the pump is still in great condition, it's only the rubber seals that have perished.  Likewise, the Topeak benefits from metal shaft, metal base and robust aluminium alloy locking lever (to quote from the BikeRadar review here).

Only downsize (so far) is the length of hose of both products.  I could accept the BikeHut's short 6 inch hose done to keep the overall product down to size, but the Topeak hose isn't quite long enough to reach from the ground to the kitchen work surface (don't tell the wife!).  An extra 12 inches max would have been useful, but when working at ground level, all is okay.

Back to the requirements above.  Firstly, cost - around £20 for the BikeHut and £30 for the Topeak.  I'm hoping the Topeak should last a few years and justify the slightly higher cost.
Pressure gauge.  Again, both units come equipped with one though I don't intend to try and find out if they are accurate or not.  BikeRadar says the Topeak gauge is 'pretty accurate', though in reality, as long as all your tyres are approximatley the same then that's good enough for me.
I've mentioned ruggedness and nozzles already so that'll do for now.  Will update as and when something breaks.

Have a good weekend all those riding this weekend for Round 3 of the ATBA championships!  Hope the weather stays nice, and remember, we really want to see those videos!

Thursday, 29 July 2010

MBS Jeep Renegade

Original Configuration:

Overall length 108cm
Weight 7.0kg
Bindings: ??
Trucks: Skate
Tyres: 8" diamond tread
Hubs: Rockstar (Plastic)
Brake included

MBS Board Chooser

Deck Stiffness: * (Maple Deck Laminate)
Recreation: Best
Freeride: Good
Carving: Good
Boarder X: Good
Freestyle: Good
Big Air: Not Specified
Kiting: Good

MBS Core 8 : 2005


Original Configuration:

Overall length 108cm
Weight 5.4kg
Bindings: F2
Trucks: Skate
Tyres: 8" T1
Hubs: Rockstar (Plastic)

MBS Board Chooser

Deck Stiffness:2
Recreation: Damn Good
Freeride: Good
Carving: Good
Boarder X: Good
Freestyle: Damn Good
Big Air: Good
Kiting: Best

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

MBS Leon Robbins Pro 16 : 2005


Original Configuration:

Overall length 118cm
Weight 6.7kg
Bindings: F3
Trucks: Matrix Lite
Tyres: 8" T1
Hubs: Rockstar (Plastic)

MBS Board Chooser

Deck Stiffness: 5
Recreation: Not Stated
Freeride: Good
Carving: Damn Good
Boarder X: Damn Good
Freestyle: Best
Big Air: Best
Kiting: Damn Good

MBS Comp 16 : 2005

(Regular readers, ignore all of this and later similar pages - bit of an experiment)

Original Configuration:

Overall length 118cm
Weight 6.8kg
Bindings: F3
Trucks: Matrix
Tyres: 8" T1
Hubs: Rockstar (Plastic)

MBS Board Chooser


Deck Stiffness:4
Recreation: Not Stated
Freeride: Damn Good
Carving: Best
Boarder X: Best
Freestyle: Best
Big Air: Damn Good
Kiting: Best

Hovercam anyone? and a bit of nice animation


fibretec im haslital... from dedicam.tv on Vimeo.

Anyone up for using one of these in their next mountainboard DVD?  Probably not in the woods, but certainly adds an extra dimension to things!

And now for something completely different..


Skateboardanimation from Tilles Singer on Vimeo.

Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Past, Present, Future 27th July 2010

Completely forgot to mention last weekends 'Cream Teas and Jam', the fun-tastic comp run by the BFC lads.  Rather than being a formal affair, riders session different different sections of the centre, (in this instance Bugsboarding) before selecting their top 5 riders.  See how it all went down straight from the Yum Yum BFC pages with a video from Tom Sharp here.

Edit: Official BFC video now online!

Cream Teas and Jam 2010 Round 2 from Rhys Crilley on Vimeo.

(Wonder how long we'll refer to them as videos since the medium is fast disappearing?  Will I ever get opportunity to watch those dusty Jackie Chan videos ever again?)....

Meanwhile, get pumped for this weekends ATBA Round 3 competition down at Haredown Mountain Board Centre. Weather may not be looking all that good, but that doesn't usually stop the die-hards.  Usual format means that it's assumed that the BoarderX will be on Saturday 31st July and Freestyle on Sunday 1st August.  I'll not be there myself due to other commitments (and because its a long way), but am holding out for Round 4 towards the end of August, details as always listed on the ATBA-UK website.

Closer to home, my mate Phill's progressing well on his brakeless Comp 26X.  After adjusting the trucks appropriately it seems to carve nicely and bar the deck starting to become a little floppy, has good quality components throughout.  Is weird to ride due to lack of heel straps, but then that's just me.  We had a nice little session Wednesday night which was going fine till I got a puncture right through my Primo Strikers.  Typical that I spend the week before riding through thorn bushes and all sorts, and then get a puncture on a golf course.  On the advice of Mutley on the Surfing Dirt Forums (instructions here), I've Slime'd my tyres.  Not had opportunity to ride them yet, but I can feel a report coming up soon....

Monday, 26 July 2010

Truck resistance through shocks/dampas


Most modern truck systems allow a degree of adjustment to either tighten or loosen them.  Usually this is done according to whether you'd prefer to have a board that is light to steer with the ability to change direction quickly, but with a possibility of speed wobbles at higher speed, or a rigid set-up that has stability at speed but turns far less.  I would guess that most people settle on a compromise depending on how fast they are likely to go and how well they deal with the wobbles.


Lets take the good old MBS Matrix truck* (later proceeded by the 'Lite' version and then earlier this year by the 'Pro' version).  The Matrix had a huge amount of variability on ways you could adjust the truck tension as detailed earlier here.  For those people who have forgotten, or can't be arsed to click the link the official options are to: (from brutal to subtle)
a) To move the springs/shocks from inner to outer position to increase tension.
b) To insert shocks, or change them from yellow to orange to red shocks for increased tension.
c) To turn the adjustment screw clockwise to pre-compress the eggs and thus increase tension.

Remolitions Smilie reminds us that MBS 'forgot to mention you kinda have put a bit of compression on the springs. Other wise your eggs are just going to rattle around doing nothing :-)'.  Or worse than nothing, they can fall out.

Anyway, options 'a' to 'c' are just the official options.  A popular alternative is to switch the MBS egg shocks for Trampa Dampas.  The first advantage of this is the additional range of dampas:

Yellow: 65 shore (the shore being a measurement of hardness of a material)
Green: 75 shore
Red: 80 shore
Blue: 85 shore
White: 90 shore

A consequence of using dampas over shocks is that with the dampas being slightly longer, that it is not necessary to crank the springs down as far before the dampa becomes compressed.  A repercussion of this being that the springs have less compression when turning starts to take place and so in theory the springs should a) last longer, and b) have less influence on the turning characteristic.

If turning can be improved and a consequence of this is that the springs are really only there to 'hold the springs in', is it worth removing the springs altogether?

The makers of the 'West Coast ultra-light springless kit' certainly think so.  Developed by Leon Dove it appears to hold the egg shock in place using a long screw, and then uses a longer bolt so that the truck suitably compresses the shock.  Those thinking of purchasing a system should bear in mind that only orange and red egg shocks are recommended (dampas bend apparently), and that relatively new top hangers are required so that everything lines up nicely.  However, fans of the system rave about fantastic progressive turning and no speed wobbles!
Some words from Leon himself can be found on Remolitions pages here with EvilC's review here and a few more pictures by Mikael here from the popular pages of Surfing Dirt.

But that's not all; there is the option to have different shocks or dampas in the front and rear trucks with a popular option to have stiffer ones in the front to aid stability at speed, with less stiffness to the rear to aid turning.  Of course, other variations exist as well as more complicated mathematics if you start to take into account truck angle and the suchlike.  I looked at it once in the hope of coming up with a model to allow people to select the various options and get an idea of how their set-up would compare to others.  However, the maths got in the way and nothing ever came of it.

As an aside, all these options in truck tensions make me wonder how much your available kit defines your style of riding.  For example, when I started riding, I would like to bomb the local hills and so was encouraged by other local riders to insert green dampas.  Had I stuck to yellow egg shocks, would I have been more inclined to carve out of necessity or would I have excelled at bombing hills on loose trucks?  Hmm, another post for another day.

(* - Disclaimer: Other trucks exist, but I haven't ridden then, though the theory should be similar...)

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

MBS Through the Ages: New and old MBS from mountainboard.ru

Whilst researching a couple of old boards for a mate of mine, I can across a nice article by mountainboard.ru listing the range starting from the 2001 Comp 16,


all the way through to the 2009 Core 90:
It doesn't list this years TK or LD models, but is still a useful tool, especially as many of them look similar and use similar names.

Anyway, the list is here, and is handily translated into English thanks to Google.

This has got me thinking though, perhaps a 'identify that board tool' could be fun.  Watch this space....

Incidentally, the board turned out to be a 2003 Comp 26X in excellent condition.  Nice find Phill!

Friday, 9 July 2010

Downhill Action: Bardonecchia World Downhill Championship, Practice. Rider: Tom Kirkman



An ace on bike vid following Tom K down the Bardonecchia World Downhill Championship track 2010.
Looks like a fantastic track and well worth a view if only for an excellent lesson in speed control.

Edit: and now Pete Tatham too:


This and a whole load more information on the facebook page here.

In other news, I'm still riding about once a week.  Not getting enough sleep due to the 'young-un'.  Not blogging enough due to work..... But hopefully out this weekend with a mate who wants to buy a board for his kite, but could be converted to the world of downhill.... Watch this space.

Ps, I never did go back to the chiropractor.  I'm just very suspicious about the whole thing.

Cheers, big ears!

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

Court Farm, Round 2 - A tale of two tracks


Friday, dry, fast, deadly,
Saturday, wet, slippery, slidey.


New starting position from previous years, starting further right (as you look up the hill) and incorporating a far longer, shallower route to berm #2:

A lovely corner (for regular riders anyway):

Leading to the finish line, but not before you pick up plenty of speed before hitting a couple of new rollers:


Good weekend all round, the official results can be found here.  

Some great photos, video and a write-up by Project Doc here and here, with some further photos from Patrick Goddard's facebook page here. Woodie Wright has released some excellent footage here.  Paul Crilly has put some photos here.  Simon Lawrence has some photos here.
I'll update this page as and when more media is released.

P.s. I now know why the Ironsides Court Farm colour scheme is orange, it's the colour you and all your components will turn when riding there in the wet!  Spent most of Monday wiping things down and clearing muck out.  Wish I'd taken some photos now, the clay was sticking like concrete!

Equipment wise, the weekend took it's toll.  My Hillbilly gloves have torn in a way that neither wrist splint will stay in place.  Not bad though for two-and-a-half year old gloves mind.  My Hillbilly protection shorts have a big hole in from where my shorts have worn through.  Perhaps some leather in the right places will do the job...  Hopefully the missus will give me hand to do a repair job, especially now that the Hillbilly shorts are £50 due to import directly from the states.  Apart from that, a complete strip down seemed to show everything else in pretty good nick.

As for me, fortunately I've a few days in the office to recover from a bashed knee picked up Saturday morning during practice. Next on the calender is Round 3 at Haredown on the 31st July/1st August, but this in on the south coast, and a bit too far, so Round 4, Hales Superbole on the 28th/29th August it is then.  We're supposed to be at a wedding on the 28th so best start making my excuses now then....

Monday, 24 May 2010

Life on Balance (Board)

Despite the wife giving me 3 hours to go and do whatever I wanted, it was far to hot for me to go and carve up some hills, so spent the weekend doing a little exploring, bit of trig-point searching (I'm not trespassing, honest!) and bit of wobbling around on the Comp 16/ plastic bottle balance board.
I keep my eye out for drainage pipe, but no such luck.  Doesn't really matter as the wife gets through a bottle every couple of days so there's usually a stack of them out the back.  My set-up is certainly easier to use than the scrub version they had knocking round KMC back in the day, but it's also cheaper and I normally get around half an hours wobbling before the bottle gives up.

In other news, went to see a Chiropractor for the first time last week following a twinge after picking up a small lunch box.  I figured that after years of crashing my board in various ways, years of humping stuff round building sites and months of lifting baby Ethan in 'the wrong way', that something must be up with me.  Took £42 and an hour to say that on the whole I was okay, if a little stiff.  This is fair enough - I don't tend to stretch ever.  It's probably why my left achilles tendon doesn't feel too good either, but that's another story.  Anyway, I wasn't at all surprised that I was recommended a few weeks treatment just to see what happens.  I get the picture that I'm going to spend around £100 just to be told that my back is exactly the way it should be for a thirty-something.  But does chiropractory work?  Does it work like a placebo?  Will it work if deep down, I don't believe that it will work?  I've had one manipulation so far with another two on Thursday.  Watch this space.

Elsewhere, after wondering why the BFC had the website yumyumbfc.com printed on their latest DVD 'We'll apologise later' when the link didn't work......suddenly the link does work.  Welcome back BFC!  Well worth a gander and a bookmarking for some quality pics and a nice Nicky Stirrups video.


This weekend - 29th and 30th May 2010: IRONSIDES Court Farm Mountainboard Centre, Tillington Herefordshire HR4 8LG for Round 2 of this years ATBA-UK International Mountainboard series.  Got another pass out from the misses so look forward to seeing a load of you there.  Intention at the moment is to get there on the Friday for a bit of a practice as I've not been to Court Farm in a couple of years.  Only thing I can think right now is that with all this good weather recently, its going to be fast.

Word on the street is that there is the possibility of a few people camping in Cannock Chase towards the end of June for a weekends session in the woods.  I've been a couple of times as written up here and had a blast each time so keep your ear to the ground, or alternatively, visit the SD forum thread here.

Monday, 10 May 2010

Sore Ankles :(

Been waking up for the last 6 months with the occasional sore ankle that goes away after a while but is definitely worse after I have been boarding. Although I mountain board with high ankle hiking boots on, certainly most other things I do are in trainers and perhaps a little support generally is in order..??

I've splashed out on a pair of 661 Ankle Race Brace Pro 2009 ankle supports (£12.00 each from Chain Reaction Cycles, next day delivery, zero p&p), which arrived in the post this morning.
 
First impressions seem good and I'm wearing them now in the office, underneath my trainers.  They take a bit of time to put on, as you have to tie all the way up, though this does lead to a really good fit.  Then, two straps go around, under and back around before Velcro-ing to each side of the ankle.  A third strap then goes round the ankle holding everything in place and tucking bits out of the way.

I ordered a size 'Large' as with my size 10.5UK feet I appear to be on the bottom end of the Large foot scale.  Seems to fit okay with a bit of leeway had I had smaller feet, and loads of leeway had I of had larger feet.

What I really need to do now is ride and feedback my feedback.  I'm hoping that they stay comfortable for a good three hours or so riding.  More information to follow then....

Edit: Took these riding this afternoon -

Did they fit under my boots? Yes
Did I know they were there? Yes
Did my ankles hurt?  So far... No

Though I couldn't ride for toffee at one point, and I certainly can't blame the ankles for that.

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Sweet Round 1: The Edge Video

 
ATBA UK Round 1 - The Edge from Re-Ride Media on Vimeo.

...and looks ace full screen.  Credits on Vimeo accredit it to Pieter Hynam - nice work!
Looks as though it was a wet one with a couple of the corners taken off due to the weather.  Still looks like a very fun weekend, Round 2 not far away at Ironsides Court Farm on the 29th/30th May.