Sunday, 17 October 2010

Plymouth University ATB in the Midlands


http://www.puatb.pixeldistort.co.uk/

I'm a big supporter to going out and riding with other people at other people's spots.  It's good for riding new terrain, broadening your horizons and meeting new people (obviously!).
It's also great when new people come and session your local spot.  It's very easy to get stuck into riding similar lines over and over and sometimes looking at what you already have with fresh eyes can really add new life to a location.

So it was this weekend when I heard that Mark, Morgan and Simon from PUATB were in the area and could I suggest some local spots.  Hmmm, always tricky when you don't know peoples skill level, expectations or riding styles  - "one mans awesome is another mans lame" and all that.


Allestree Park was suggested.  It is local, easy to get to; has a couple of ramps and drop off's for those who like a bit of air; it has the golf fairways for beginners or those that like big carving sessions with a few bunkers thrown in; and for everyone else, it has the woods.
Now, I like the woods.  It has a distinct lack of golfers, and has lots of lines for you to shake a stick at.  Fortunately, the Plymouth lads liked the woods too and watching the three of them riding three different lines down was a joy to behold.  I was less impressed with the three bikers straight-lining it from top to bottom, brakes screeching all the way.  Gah!  Though what they made of us speed-checking and interlacing through the trees without brakes, I don't know.

It's a shame I couldn't stay out longer than an hour or so.  Not only was the mother-in-law over (yes a good excuse to stay out, but it looks suspicious if she turns up and I immediately go out boarding), but I'd only padded up lightly assuming incorrectly that the lads would do what the majority of the locals do and stick to the golf course.  Daft really as I can't resist a bit of freeride and bashed my knee in the process.  Idiot!!
Hey ho, nice little session, great to meet the lads, and I understand their plan of action was to carry on up into the peak district for a bit of riding / camping / riding. Hope this all worked out well!

We had a bit of filming in the woods that may or may not turn up in the future.  In the meantime, if you want to check out some of PUATB's recent exploits, then I suggest you check out their website:
http://www.puatb.pixeldistort.co.uk/
which has plenty of videos to be getting on with.

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance

Had my eye on  tonight's route for a while now.  Running in at approximately 1250 metres in length, it's a gravelly single track used for service vehicles to gain access to one of the very posh golf courses north of Derby.


Fortunately, there's a public foot path right that cuts 90 degrees to this track, allowing good access under the cover of darkness to the mid section. Then, with a bit of luck the gate will be left open.  This allows you to take the track up approximately 400 metres till the gradient really rolls off and there's no real gain in going further up.

Riding down, there's a couple of spots where it flattens off a bit but with the 10" Primos on I was able to roll through with a bit of tick-tacking and I reckon with a bit more confidence on the top section, should be able to take the midsection with a bit of speed.

Further down there's a large right-left s-bend; over a speed bump (drainage perhaps?) before the track feels strangely sandy under wheel (?!?), dropping down back towards the golf club car park.  Just as momentum runs out there's another public footpath on the right should the green keepers (who live in the buildings situated half way up the track) be hot on your heels...

Certainly worth a return visit, especially as I can be there in 15 minutes drive, (plus 15 minutes walk), and although not the steepest track, is of decent length.  If I can't be in the Alps, I can ride this in the dark and pretend that I am, even if a stair-lift is out of the question : (

Huge Edit: I wrote the title (the 7 Ps) as I had intended to list 'what went well' and areas that required 'room for improvement', but then promptly forgot, meaning that I've got a night write-up with a completely different title.

So to rectify, What Went Well?

Firstly, the previous recce meant that I had previously walked the track and had removed a couple of the larger rocks.  I also knew the approximate location of a handful of potholes to avoid.

Walking up the route at the start meant that I knew that all the gates were open and that there was very little activity to get in the way.  On some nights the local dogs are known to roam the course.  No signs of this tonight.

Having two torches to hand turned out to be a very good idea when the head torch decided to turn itself off unexpectedly half way down.  New batteries should hopefully sort things out.

Room for Improvement?

Having not ridden the noSno for approximatley a month, I really should have given it a good going over before leaving the house rather than at the top of the hill.  Trying to adjust truck tension, tire pressures and generally tighten the whole thing up with gloves on and by torchlight is not the best idea.  It's only going to get colder as winter draws in and the less hanging around, the better.

I'd love to download the gps trace off the blackberry to google earth to get some nice route overlays.  I would if I could find the right cable.  Why so many usb cables that look similar, but just won't quite fit?  It annoys me as the cable is probably in a 'safe place' : (

The hardest thing about using a mountain board brake is learning not to use it.  Yep, a little less caution next time round will go a long way.

An afterthought is that perhaps a local headcam rental service would be a good idea.  I'm not fussed right now to spend ~£300 on a rugged helmet cam, but the opportunity to have occasional use of one to record tracks like this would be handy...

Monday, 11 October 2010

The Weekly Catchup*

* disclaimer - may not be weekly.....

2011 ATBA-UK Series Dates Announced!!

Round 1 - 21st and 22nd May.
Hales Superbole, Harthill nr Tattenhall, Cheshire, CH3 9LQ .

Round 21 - 8th and 19th June.
The Edge Mountainboard Centre, Much Wenlock, Shropshire, TF13 6PP

Round 3 - 16th and 17th July.
Out To Grass Mountainboard Centre, Malvern, Herefordshire, WR13 5JW.

Round 4 - 20th and 21st August.
IRONSIDES Court Farm Mountainboard Centre, Tillington Herefordshire HR4 8LG

No official word yet on the 2011 downhill course, but a first look has been reported at Remolition here.

New Gear!

Turned 26 for the 7th time last week.  Got a lovely new Protec helmet from the wife (moss green, yum, yum), (little bit tight but hoping it's going to ease in a bit), and some new Hillbilly gloves from Mum and Dad.  One of the issues with the old pair was that towards the end of their life, the palm splint would occasionally fall out.  Hillybilly have addressed this issue with a large rivet that appears to attach splint to glove.

More New Gear!

Like the Hillbillies but don't like the colour?
http://www.mbs.com/productcart/pc/vi...?idProduct=384
http://www.mbs.com/productcart/pc/vi...?idProduct=383
You can purchase them in all black via the MBS website.

New Routes!

I've not shown labels on this map due to wishing to keep it on the hush hush as practically the entire route is private land.  Scouted it out on foot last week, will ride it this week and report back.  Biggest worries are a couple of flat sections mid route, but if the momentum can be kept up, I've got a 1300m single track route literally 15 minutes from my front door.

Weekly Quiz!

To work on most building sites in the UK these days, you need to produce a CSCS card which is gained from passing a test every 5 years or so.  Fortunately, the test is multiple choice and the level of difficulty is similar to those viewers quizzes found at the end of most TV programmes these days.
I'll give you a sample question from the revision book provided....

3.2    Look at these statements about illegal drugs in the workplace.  Which one is true?

A: Users of illegal drugs are a danger to everyone on site.
B: People who take illeal drugs work better and faster.
C: People who take illegal drugs take fewer days off work.
D: Taking illegal drugs is a personal choice so other people shouldn't worry about it.

The test doesn't get much harder than this.

Be safe folks.  More next week! (no guarantee of this)

Friday, 8 October 2010

Wendover Woods, in pictures



All those photos from the Wendover Woods freeride session talked about previously here, have now been uploaded and are on display in the latest Remolition exhibition entitled "Mountainboard Noodles: Super Tasty Organic Autumn Spice flavour".

Hopefully my original article makes a bit more sense and I can have to thoroughly thank Dan, Roger, Daz and John once again for a most awesome nights riding.  More soon hopefully!

Friday, 24 September 2010

KentATB.com - Well worth a visit!

Long overdue is a quick mention and couple of links to the most excellent site and activities of kentatb.com - "Kent's premier website dedicated to the dirty art of mountainboarding"


Lots of content including videos, maps and a pub guide - what more could a mountainboarder in the South East want?

Take a visit over there and keep up the great work KentATB'ers!



Aww, cheers fellas!

Monday, 13 September 2010

Wendover Night Time Sessions


I've tried to be an early bird, I really have.  Set the alarm for 6am, and feel the benefit of riding without the hassle of walkers, cars and general hubbub as well as gaining the smug feeling of 'not missing the best part of the day'.  But I just can't do it, never have.  I'm just far more partial to stay up late, keeping going, getting the job done...

And with lateness brings darkness, and at around 8pm at this time of year you'd have to start thinking about the last runs of the day especially if in the woods, over-covered with trees.

But evidently this doesn't have to be the case and for a while now, talk of night-riding and even some of the perks of doing things this way have started drifting around the forums.  Videos and photo sessions emerged and have been nicely collated by Goofy Mark (who has been doing this sort of thing for a while now) in the recent Remolition article entitled Night Rider.

He makes some great pointers for the people wishing to give it a go and furthermore alludes to a relationship between adrenalin rush, speed, and reaction times; that is to say that a slower speed combined with the need for faster reaction times can be just as exhilarating.  This makes sense, as I certainly don't go as quick in the woods as on the golf course, but my heart will certainly be beating harder in the woods.  However, what if you were to go just as fast in the night time?.......

I had to give this a go, but where?

How did we survive without technology? Roger S on Facebook wrote:

"Night riding at Wendover Woods, Friday 6pm. 

You want it, you need it, you love it!"


Hell, yeah!  Plus, with a works conference finishing at 4pm at a location only an hours drive away, there was no excuse not to.

Having known Wendover from a previous life spent on two wheels, I knew there was gold in them hills, and recalled from various Remolition field reports that there was going to be fun to be had.  Read about them for yourself here or here

Of course, Friday night rush hour meant that a 1 hour journey turned into a 2 hour journey even on the back roads avoiding Oxford and Aylesbury so arrived dead on 6pm on at the designated meet-up spot to find Rog and Remolitions own Dan aka *WiL* padding up and ready to roll.  It looked as though Daz and John of the Dirt Monkeys were going to be turning up but not for 30 minutes or so, so plenty of time to get warmed up and a couple of runs in.


Rippers Gash.  20 minutes walk up, 1 minute ride down, or in my case, 2 minutes down as I furiously speed-check the steeper top section.  Fantastic way to start the evening, and always great to ride these longer routes where you can actually think about what is going on, opposed to a lot of the usual 20 second over before you know it stuff that I usually have to play with.  In summary a nice gravelly single-track of approximately 730 metres in length with leafy banks to play with.  And play with it we do.  More of this later....


We couldn't return back to the car without a couple of runs on a unknown trail to the right that chews you up and spits you out back onto the main path.  As we approached the trail from the top end, I had only Dan's instructions to go on (that I instantly forgot) only remembering that there was a sharp right hander at the bottom.  As I didn't know where the bottom was, I had kept going straight into a patch of nettles.  That'll teach me to ride with exposed arms and legs, though like most times that this happens, I don't really feel it at the time, only when tucked up in bed, trying to sleep.  Anyway, we try again, and once again I take the top section far too slowly and get caught up in some tree roots.  Avoided the nettles though this time round so all good.


No time to mess around as its back to the car for cups of tea, beans, and lemonade.  Daz and John turn up, introductions are made and an astonishing amount of photography equipment emerges from the boot.  The light starts to fade and so the various torches are mounted and the subject of car-park jazz is discussed - not in the way I traditionally understood jazz to be but instruments and improvisation certainly were a feature.

Back up the hill we go, half way up Rippers Gash, branching right along a similar trail just as night falls.  After a couple of hundred metres or so in a patch of darkness almost identical to all the other patches of darkness that we have passed, Roger stops to tell us we are here, at The Gulley Run.

Was it a natural feature? Was it built by early Roman snowboarders?  I couldn't be absolutely sure, but imagine a 20 metre curved path that drops in to an approximately 4 metre wide/1-2 metre high halfpipe that descends down into the darkness, far beyond that of the light thrown by my small head torch.  Daz and John set-up at the drop-in whilst for for about an hour we rode as best we could, Dan and Rog riding in close succession.

Three things quickly became clear:

1) Night riding is very definitely do-able.  With a reasonable sense of where the trail should be going, a torch of some sort is enough to provide enough information to ride.  Granted, a small LED torch may not be enough to pick out that stray rock or log until too late, but hey, I'd have probably hit it during the daytime too.

2) Arrrrrggggghhhhhh - Purple Spot!  Flash photography whilst night riding is a shock that can only be anticipated to a certain degree.  Scary to lose all vision for a second or so, but fun.  But definitely scary.  The photos are more than worth it though.

3) The biggest problem with The Gulley? Getting enough speed into The Gulley was tough without an element of tick-tacking on the in-track and this was with a pretty dry couple of days. However, this is an ace trail that like Rippers Gash I'd be keen to hit again, day or night.

How fast were we going? I don't know.  How close was I to stacking each time? Absolutely no idea.

We sit down for a bit and Dan keeps us all sustained with handfuls of Maltesers. Yum yum yum! John pulls out a large handful of glow sticks and we all get very excited sticking them to the side of the boards, on the trucks, in the hubs until all three decks are all fully pimped.  We are awesome!

Bit more riding before deciding to call it quits here and return to the Gash....  Daz and John once again set up adjacent to a pair of leafy banks whilst once again we trudge up the hill.  Once again, a feeling of speed but with far less visual indicators to confirm this to my brain.  Feeling a small gully cross the path about half way down that in the daylight I was so keen to avoid.  Picking out small dots of light in the distance that indicated where the (probably expensive) flash units were situated. Passing through the bright flashes that inhibited vision for that brief moment before making that ever complex decision of how long to continue enjoying the ride versus how long it would take to walk back up.

You're probably wondering why I'm having to describe all of the night time activities.  No worries, with any luck a Dirt Monkey gallery of events will be on-line soon and you won't have to imagine any more.

In the end, I think I lasted until around 10:30 pm before calling quits, my 4 hours sleep the night before catching up with me.  I had however forgotten just how far up we were and hit it at full pelt thinking to myself 'must be almost there.....another corner? Ace!' resulting in a huge grin on my face for the relatively short walk back to the car.

As I understand it, the rest of the gang stayed until gone midnight sessioning the same location, determined to get the right shot.  I've been told that it shows in the fantastic photographs produced.  Keep an eye out on a Remolition article coming soon - you should think Neon Noodles but in the woods.

In conclusion, Friday night easily became one of my most memorable session of the year combining a beautiful location, excellent mountainboard trails, fantastic company and night riding - an experience that I found 100% positive though one that was almost dreamy and surreal, almost as if it was real, but not quite.

I urge you to give it a go, I suspect that you might like it.

All runs can be located via Rogers' most excellent Mountainboard Ride Guide

Photos courtesy of Dan aka WiL @ Decreate

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Jon Diurba's most Excellent Jumping Tutorial

Jumping, ollies and nollies - just three of a few things that don't get mentioned much on this blog, mainly due to me preferring to stick to good old terra firma.  But they are useful skills to have in the arsenal, particularly if 'baby unicorns are running amuck' (JD's words, not mine).
Probably the best mountainboard tutorial video I've seen in a while so please forgive the lack of downhill this time round.



And if you like that, be sure to check out more videos from Mr Diurba here.